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To eat really messy food on the floor, while EXTREMELY intoxicated, incoherent and preferably topless (a la David Hasselhoff).
To eat really messy food on the floor, while EXTREMELY intoxicated, incoherent and preferably topless (a la David Hasselhoff).
"Look at Billy... he can hardly stand, but he's hoffin' that burger like a champ."
"I'd probably feel pretty sick today, if I hadn't hoffed that pizza last night"
Annie: Why is there food all over my floor?
Tim: Cuz Sarah got shitrocked and hoffed a sandwich last night.
"I'd probably feel pretty sick today, if I hadn't hoffed that pizza last night"
Annie: Why is there food all over my floor?
Tim: Cuz Sarah got shitrocked and hoffed a sandwich last night.
by Neil Joshi June 4, 2007
1. Potential nickname for individual other than David Hasselhoff. Ex. Hoffman, Worsenhoff, Hoffstein.
2. Individual feeling strong connection to David Hasselhoff due to similiar nickname; major fan of David Hasselhoff. Individual may wear "Hoff" sloganed T-shirts. Very enthusiastic partier; veiwed as life of the party. Refusing to be called by birth name with predominent ginger traits.
3. Hoff nicknamed individual; tends to label ownership of food dishes with "Hoff". Ex. "Beef Strogenhoff"
2. Individual feeling strong connection to David Hasselhoff due to similiar nickname; major fan of David Hasselhoff. Individual may wear "Hoff" sloganed T-shirts. Very enthusiastic partier; veiwed as life of the party. Refusing to be called by birth name with predominent ginger traits.
3. Hoff nicknamed individual; tends to label ownership of food dishes with "Hoff". Ex. "Beef Strogenhoff"
"Hoff just got here, now its a party!"
"Hey Hoff, there's a ginger over there like you!"
"Your Beef Strogenhoff is fantastic."
"Don't Hassle the Hoff."
"Hey Hoff, there's a ginger over there like you!"
"Your Beef Strogenhoff is fantastic."
"Don't Hassle the Hoff."
by Woolley2615 April 21, 2008
by Whigga Jones January 7, 2007
(v.) - transitive: to engage in coital activities while having one (1) less than the normal number of either or both of the following: toe, testicle.
The one who is 'hoffed' will often perform the walk of shame afterwards. The 'hoffer' usually has distinct mongoloid features.
The one who is 'hoffed' will often perform the walk of shame afterwards. The 'hoffer' usually has distinct mongoloid features.
by Aaron Triamera March 25, 2008
by mathew November 2, 2004
1.hoff, noun
To have a hoff is the same {but more polite} as saying to have a shit/crap.
2.hoff, verb
to defecate.
3.Also used with "off" as advice to go away.{more polite than fuck off}
To have a hoff is the same {but more polite} as saying to have a shit/crap.
2.hoff, verb
to defecate.
3.Also used with "off" as advice to go away.{more polite than fuck off}
1.I'm going for a hoff.
2.The dog has hoffed all over the lawn.
3.You get on my nerves, I wish you would hoff off.
2.The dog has hoffed all over the lawn.
3.You get on my nerves, I wish you would hoff off.
by F A B Scott March 24, 2006
Why is that girl looking so tired today?
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!
by D-Segs June 18, 2012