A large hariy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly austrailan).
On the african grasslands, underneath the ground, hobknockers lurk. They creep until one unsuspecting gazelle or the above said animals are alone, and much like a child predator, SNATCHES THE ANIMAL UP IN ITS MONSTROUS TEETH ! Beware of these odd creepy men, that also like hairy, bingo-winged 50+ ladies.
by kate789 February 8, 2009
Jane: You ever heard of a hobknocker?
Helen: Yes... I heard it's gross..
Jane: My boyfriend Paul?
Helen: Yeah....
Jane: He is one, he showed me last night.
Helen: Yes... I heard it's gross..
Jane: My boyfriend Paul?
Helen: Yeah....
Jane: He is one, he showed me last night.
by GeekybracedGirl August 16, 2010
by MaryJaneJoanRivers August 29, 2021
When you get drunk as fuck and your friend Kyle decides to hit you with his dick while he pees. Is Illegal in some regions.
by Cjbitchnut4 November 26, 2020
noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.
Two people walking down the street.
Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"
Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"
by All the Single Owls July 1, 2010
In british a hobknocker is a person who runs in the streets and hits people in their balls, or a person who hits people in the face with his balls. Used for swearing meaning a person who is a way too much annoying and stuff.
by xSwagDoe April 7, 2013
1. A person who Masturbates in public restaurants.
2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.
3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.
4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.
5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.
3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.
4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.
5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
a.Oh my god dude don't look over there! That dude's a hobknocker!
b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.
c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!
d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!
e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.
c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!
d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!
e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
by The True Anti-Hero March 25, 2010