by dontbehipstacritical December 21, 2009
He's a total hipstercrit.
by OFWGschuylKILL THEM ALL May 12, 2011
Person 1: Neon orange goggles? But you're not an aviator, or a raver.
Person 2: No guys, they're clever and ironic.
Person 3: You're such a hipster.
Person 2: Noooo guys. I'm funny!
Person 1: You hipstercrit.
Person 2: No guys, they're clever and ironic.
Person 3: You're such a hipster.
Person 2: Noooo guys. I'm funny!
Person 1: You hipstercrit.
by phonecrispy September 2, 2010
A person who constantly refers to others as hipsters, when they tend to display many hipster-esque qualities themselves.
1:"That man over there smoking the American Spirits is wearing a pair of glasses frames without any lenses, and he called me a hipster!"
2:"Wow, what a hipstercrite."
2:"Wow, what a hipstercrite."
by Fistopher February 23, 2011
-"Man, I used to love Animal Collective before hipsters jumped all over it."
-"Quit being a hipstercrite."
-"Quit being a hipstercrite."
by sheeeeeeeeeeeeit March 30, 2011
A hypocritical hipster. AKA, one who claims not to be a hipster for a very long time and then finally admits to it.
That hipstercrite finally owned his identity when I caught him sniffing around a record store buying vintage records even though he doesn't have a record player.
by pinkpetals August 18, 2008
He's a total hipstercrit.
by OFWGschuylKILL THEM ALL May 12, 2011