Hatchback envy guy-That dudes hatchback is holding that much extra weight and carrying it around, most of my shit won't fit in when I pop the trunk.
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2018
by Rainybow July 2, 2017
Probably the gayest car you can ever have. 151 hp that can't even take out a older v6 Mustang. Stock it looks stupid and the 4cyl sounds so gay. I'd rather have a prius than it. The only thing that is respectable is the speed 3. The mazda all around looks really lame and can't get you any pussy. If you want to get a real car get some American muscle.
by Mazdakiller April 5, 2018
Very similar to tailgating where one or more people drink and/or make food in a parking lot before sporting or other large events, (usually football games or concerts) but the gathering's specifically held behind a hatchback vehicle which contains a pullout cooking apparatus (grill, hot plate, etc.).
We were tailgating before the game but since it was behind John's 2011 Kia Sportage with the pullout hatchback grill option, we were technically hatchbacking!
by natedogg43434 January 28, 2011