Harpoons

When something is wild or crazy

Did you see that brawl last night?

Yea, that shit was Harpoons dude!

by Shish0o June 16, 2021

harpooner

a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale

also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)

Harpooner love fat chic

by IronMang June 26, 2010

harpooning

-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick

Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

harpoon

For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.

Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."
Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"

by NINJAAAAA April 23, 2009

harpooned

It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..

Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned.

by Christ101 April 27, 2010

harpoon

a syringe to shoot drugs

this things so dull its like stabbin my arm(neck?)w/ a harpoon

by junkie grrrrl January 13, 2010

The Harpoon

A sexual act in which while fisting a girl you open your hand while it is inside of her so that she is unable to escape. Based on the manner in which a barbed harpoon will not exit once it punctures its target.

Frank: "Yo I just harpooned my feeble asian girlfriend last night, it was ridiculous!"
Alex: "Once you launch the harpoon, you can't get that shit out!"

by Rami Blackhole Triangle March 14, 2011