HAP

Hard Ass Penis

Did you get that HAP last night?

by Blondeminx August 23, 2020

HAP

stands for:
Hot Asian People
(mostly used by girls, preferably white girls that don't usually date asians but find some attractive.)

We went to the beach last week and I saw tons of HAPs!

by maejofosho January 21, 2009

HAP

Homosexual American Princess, helpless, hyper-feminine, attention seeking.

How many Louis Vouttin murses does this fucking HAP have?

by Guntrip November 5, 2011

HAP

Hot Asian PUSSY!

I'd absolutely wreck that HAP!

by toysareforboys June 13, 2011

haps

slang word for happy

allow gettin haps blud

by Blaminator March 29, 2005

Hap

1. n. Luck, Chance, Fortune. From Anglo-Saxon 'Gehap': to fit
Der: Happy (Lucky), Happiness (Luckiness), Hapless (Luckless), Happen (To Come By Chance), Mishap (Bad Luck), Perhaps (For Luck(s))

2. n. (Haps) Present Situtations, News. lit:Happenings

A: "I just won a car!"
B: "My! You have come by great hap!"
A: "What?"

"What are the haps, you guys?"

by Nate Flagg September 3, 2008

HAPS

Acronym for "Host for Aged Penis and Sperm". Refers to a woman who wants to be impregnated by a much older man.

"Her boyfriend is 78? But she's 22!"
"Yeah she's a HAPS"

by OptimusSlime August 2, 2023