My brother is obsessed with having habibs, i dont think his dick can hold up much longer.

by akaka December 9, 2006
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slang for a crazy mothefucker who talks shit all day but won't ever back it up. also prone to speaking gibberish and never making sense, hence creating confrontations when told to shut up
Person 1: "Im da juggernaut bitch, crab cakes and all"
Person 2: "What!??! You make no sense."
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up! I feel like slapping you mang."
Person 2: (Bitch Slaps Person 1) "Calm the fuck down, Damn Habib"
by CED USC May 5, 2006
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Habib is not nice at all hes also a simp. Habib normally wears hoodies to seem chill.

He’s actually horrible at basketball and thinks he’s good

He has a friend that’s really gay and needs to drop him

He normally listens to A Boogie Wit A Hoodie

He is decent at video games

He is not fat nor skinny

He’s also not ugly
Habib is Decent
by True slash Facts July 13, 2020
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A person from the Indian Subcontinent region.

Also see Kabib
I was hanging out with Kumar at the bar last night. That Habib couldn't get laid in a Vietnamese brothel.
by Gandhigar January 9, 2008
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The most bitchiest guy ever and will beat the shit out of you if u touch him or touch his "airpods" . Naved, however is way cooler than him and has the hugest dick. he cums in girls asses because he does not give a shit. habib can never get a girl and he is a bronie. he has a cum jar with rainbow dash and jacks off to mlp porn.
omg Habib is such a loser. SUCC
by Naved2008 December 5, 2019
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A adult make obsessed with karaoke and subpar football and baseball franchises.
He's going to watch the Bengals at the Karaoke bar, what habibs.
by EZ343 September 25, 2011
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A dumb boi who is gae and he knows it. Also thinks sonic is aster than flash when in fact flash is faster than everything
by Flooshie, who is always right November 4, 2018
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