Garfield 

Garfield is a comic strip that first appeared in newspapers June 19th, 1978. Garfield is an overweight, lazy, lasagna loving orange cat who is usually mocked about his weight. Jon is a "geek" who tries to get a date while usually it fails. Odie is a Beagle who is hated by Garfield and gets pushed off the table.

Jon: You're gaining weight, Garfield

Garfield: Am not! I'm just getting softer.

Garfield by rtucker913 June 3, 2012

Garfield 

A Garfield is where you let an orange cat (MUST BE ORANGE) sit on your lap, and it gives you a cat aided boner. You then proceed to stick the cats tail up your arse.

The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.

Piet walked in the front door and was confronted by Damian sitting on the couch, giving himself a Garfield.

Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"

Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"

Garfield by asinc November 20, 2012

Garfield 

1. Another name for a red heads vagina
2. A cartoon about a cat

1. Man last night i slept with this red head, she had the hairiest garfield ever

2. I like cartoons hehe

Garfield by Shmoy May 14, 2006

garfield 

An extremely funny comic strip written by Jim Davis.

This garfield book is funny shit

garfield by AflacJack August 27, 2003

GARFIELD 

A fat cat/pussy

Boy... You see that pussy print? That bitch a Garfield!!

GARFIELD by H2OKZ May 18, 2019

garfield 

To prematurely end a game of fifa by fouling all opposition players with wreckless challenges until you have an ineligible amount of players on the pitch to continue.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.

Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.

This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.

You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.

garfield by kingofspin9 October 21, 2010

garfield 

a god forlorn beast, the building block and the destroyer of the multiverse. pastafarians fear him.

Garfield: i'm sorry jon arbuckle
jon : Garfield why n

garfield by EgGeuua November 18, 2019