gwar

first off, gwar is not an acronym for anything. it doesnt mean god what an awful racket, nor does it mean gay women against rage. there are others. the word is simply a power laxative, something you exclaim if you are having a hard time on the toilet. i know this because i asked dave brockie himself. second, gwar is the best band in existence. if you dont agree, go see them live and tell me otherwise.

HOLY CRAP! GWAR just killed the pope and is haveing sex with his open skull!

by Pumpkinhead March 6, 2005

gwar

One of the most badass bands out there.

Dood1:holy shit, gwar fuckin ROCKS!
Gay person:gwar is gay
Dood1 kicks the teeth out of gay persons mouth.

by 133713 Mc 1337 1337 July 14, 2004

gwar

the death metal band from outter space....they some crazy ass motha fucka

Gwar would eat metalica if they got in a fight

by jizzle dizzle October 30, 2005

GWARS

An irritating STD contracted by girls in which a miniature metal band wearing painful sci-fi horror costumes plays a constant vagina-shredding set. GWARS is treatable, but no permanent cure has been found.

I thought I was being safe, but little did I know GWARS can shred right through condoms.

by mfac84 May 12, 2009

Gwar

(verb)An occurance in any public place where a person just so happens to fart so hard that they crap their pants

background: named while skimming Gwar section of music store when this heinous act happened, hence the name

"Dude i went to Media Play today and I tried to fart but I Gwared all over myself and I had to run to the bathroom to clean my undies!"

by J.T. July 20, 2004

gwar

an acronym for "GOD WHAT AWFUL RACKET" as taken from Dave Brockie (Oderus Urungus). see also "scumdog"

coz we are gwar. and we'll go far. we got guitars. we'll eat your car.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2004

Gwar

Inflammation of the butthole. Can be caused by wiping ass more than 3 times in one day and/or excessive walking. More prevalant in males with hairy ass-cracks and/or unhealthy defecation patterns. Recommended treatments: 1. Dab asshole with cold wet toilet paper 2. Hold ice cubes to inflammed area. 3. Apply Vaseline liberally to area to reduce friction. 4. Shave inflammed area to reduce disturbance. Origin: Southern Orange County, California - because the sensation of an inflammed butthole is as appealing physically as the band GWAR is sonically.

Oh man-babe, I wiped 4 times today and went to the swap-meet... I got serious gwar bro.

by corporatebrainwarshing October 29, 2009