A piece of furnature that two lovers lay on and make sweet sweet love while all of their other friends are in the other room doing proper things.
by Josh March 26, 2003
A futon is actually a japanese bed-type thing, a kind of mat that u must roll up after sleeping and store away. the futons that all the above people are talking about are cheap Western imitations, Americanising japanese culture yet again.
Japanese person: I think i will roll out my futon, i am rather tired
Stupid American: I always jam my fingers when i try to roll those things out
Stupid American: I always jam my fingers when i try to roll those things out
by Whakatane girl January 9, 2007
n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.
Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.
by randomness42467 February 21, 2009
by Nathan Jang March 21, 2011
A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.
by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008
A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.
by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008
Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.
I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 12, 2016