the best freaking human ever. he treats you like a princess and is literally the nicest person ever. he is also very cute and i love hims so very much
by e he he April 27, 2021
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Better than Carson Hervey. This guy is the bomb. When he gets a girlfriend, all the other girls will run them selves over. He is the strongest, funniest, nicest, fellow out there
Jake: Woah, ERIK got a girlfriend
Margie: I’m gonna stab myself with a knife
by ErikSonofThor June 6, 2018
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A beautiful man with a tragic past and a twisted mind. Lover of theater and singer of insurmountable skill. Tells great jokes and is a good kisser. Wears large jackets and prefers brunettes.
"Wow, Erik is a really different guy."
by Phantomlover47 July 3, 2015
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One who secretly loves watching chick flicks. His favorite time of the year is Valentine's Day where he can literally have a tough time deciding what movie to see.

Will have a large selection of manly movies in his archives to hide the fact that he would rather get a parafin wax than play football or go to the bar with his friends. Open up a movie. I'll bet Nottinghill falls out.

Beware of the man trampstamp, he's either got one or planning for it.
Dan: Hey Rick, lets go to the gym, then to the bar and pull chicks.
Rick: Sounds good, I could use a good pump. Should we ask you know who to join us?
Dan: Are you kidding me, his night is already spoken for. He's hitting the salon, then a few chick flicks with his lady. Man, it's not even February.

Rick: He is such an Erik.
by BigNeeko February 21, 2010
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a sexist fucking pig who just plays fortnite and says that women should grind more and complain less
"Erik gets no hoes"
"RIGHT"
by kisses4.helena July 10, 2022
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The heterosexual spelling of the name Eric. An extremely good looking, tall, Scandinavian man. Often has amazing athletic abilities desired by all others around him. Capable of getting any girl he wants, he is not like most other guys, he is very caring, understanding, and sweet to those he likes, but is the worst person to have as an enemy. Often coming off as shy upon first meeting him, he opens up and is one of the funniest people you know. He is perfect boyfriend material.
Girl 1 - "OMG! Look at that HOTTIE! What's his name?!"

Girl 2 - "I think its Erik"

Girl 1 - "That explains it! I want him soooooo bad"
by iliketoeatpoop December 31, 2010
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