The most powerful spell that Harry Potter can ever cast. This will cause the victim to be erectified by homos. Please use this with caution
Harry Potter casted “Homo Erectus” on his foe, then his foe wanted to smash
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Chrithtopher ith a homo erectus.
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The name given to a person who gets hard ons (willingly or unwillingly) over another person of the same gender. Also the predecessor to modern man. Eg) A not so distant cousin of the cave-man.

The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.

Others claim that the phrase was coined when Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round Carling Cup tie in 2005.

Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.
Yo homie, i think nick is a bit of a Homo Erectus, specially after seeing him eyeing up dat foo over der called John.

Mother? There is no other.
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An obviously sexually aroused or extremely horny male, especially a sexually aroused or extremely horny gay male.
"Calm down, homo erectus! We've got a wedding to go to and no time even for a quickie!"
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A bro with an erectus, usually found in the presence of a couple fine ass bitches.
Dude i went to the strip club last night and i walked in a Bromo Sapien but walked out a Bromo Erectus.
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The condition of nipples being erect and protruding from clothing.
That girl has a serious case of erectus nipperosis.
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