eastern shore of virginia 

unknown to anyone who doesn't live in virginia.

Guy from New York: Where is the eastern shore of virginia?
Guy from California: I dunno, somewhere in Florida?

eastern shore of virginia by HotWings December 28, 2005

Eastern Tech 

A school where we pretend to be smarter then we are. There arent any fights, teachers are mean, classes suck, & everyone secretly wants to go back to their home school. Kids from other schools think we're stuck up, but the truth is that half of us that go there don't really belong there at all. We have a great sports that no one cares about, & we never go on field trips. We have more school spirit then all of the other schools in the county put together, go mavericks !

Kid 1: where do you go to school?
Kid 2: eastern tech.
Kid 1: asshole.

Eastern Tech by mommma August 4, 2008

Eastern Middle School 

A public school located in Eastern Middle School- a general shithole complete with cockroaches, drugs around ever corner, several violent gangs, and a gifted and talented Humanities and Communications magnet program filled with Irish royalty, Chevy chase preps and Asian math nerds.

Person 1: Oh, you went to Eastern Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah, what do you do?
Person 1: Oh, I'm the CEO of a large corporation. You?
Person 2: Cool, I'm one of the leaders of MS-13.

Eastern Middle School by Hahaha.Hahaha.Hahaha June 14, 2010

eastern shore of virginia 

The Eastern Shore of Virginia is defined as a place by which everyone is welcome, especially if you offer a cold beer. Warm nights, beach bonfires, and surfing are what keep this place "home sweet home" for all who grew up there. The smell of salt water in the air and having not only the ocean but the bay as well truly makes this an easterners paradise.

Eastern Shore of Virginia is the Baja Peninsula of the East Coast

eastern shore of virginia by esvaeditor December 5, 2005

Eastern Sunrise 

When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal

Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"

Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"

Eastern Sunrise by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009

Eastern Orthodox 

Like the Catholic Church, but with better beards.

Priest 1- I wish I could grow an awesome beard like that Eastern Orthodox priest

Priest 2- Ya. We still get cooler hats though.

Priest 1- True dat

Eastern Orthodox by L. Marshall January 31, 2010

Eastern Motors

1) A car dealership in the Baltimore-DC Metro area where you can purchase overpriced late model luxury vehicles at extremely high interest rates.

"Yo Dawg, I'mma get me a BMW at Eastern Motors...$50 grand for a 2003 5 series, nigger rich fool!"

"At Eastern Motors...your jobs your credit!"

Eastern Motors by GilbertArenas March 8, 2010