DickBag

The act of blocking someone else's fun and ruining a party

Dude Dan is such a Dickbag

by Basket714 November 18, 2010

dickbag

A bag the size of a moneyed man's coinpurse made typically of non-irritating materials such as chinese silk or tanned cowhide. When such materials are not available burlap or simple cotton will suffice. The opening is tied with jute string tightened either around the base of the shaft or for the well-endowed, around neck, and the entire garment is bundled around one's junk so as to protect it from the elements. In recent years it has ceased to be solely functional, and now is worn for decorative purposes or during religious ceremonies

Tad preferred a burlap dickbag to strengthen and texturalize his junk.

by Tad McGee March 2, 2006

dickbag

True definition. A derogatory term referring to someone you do not think highly of at the moment. You are quite literally calling that person a bag full of dicks. Even if you like dicks, this is not a compliment.

Steve: Hey, I'm thinking about beating up your mom.

Randy: Dude, you are being a total dickbag right now.

Steve: CHIMMAHOWANAYAAA!

Randy: Seriously...

by The Gar May 29, 2007

dickbag

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

Jozel: That girl would not stop talking about herself.

Terry: What a dickbag!

by Ashy009 February 18, 2011

dickbag

An insulting term which implies that the recipient of the insult is worthless, except for the purposes of other people putting their penises into - hence the notion that the person is a 'bag' for 'dicks'. See also: cumdumpster.

Adam told me to quit being such a dickbag all the time.

by Jeema August 3, 2005

dickbag

slang term for foreskin

"mine doesn't look like that..."
"you mean you don't have a dickbag?!"

by that nigga jossy August 17, 2009

dickbag

Just another word for the vagina.

I stuck it in her dickbag.

by gayass November 21, 2006