A small town in Caroline County, Maryland. It is the county seat and is known for practically nothing. People here are either blithering idiots or fabulous geniuses (mostly blithering idiots, but there are hidden gems. Mostly, nobody is average.)
There isn't much to do in Denton, except listen to redneck's trucks in the distance. Not a great place to live, although there is a high school ranked in the top 5% in the nation, that is known for producing good students.
There isn't much to do in Denton, except listen to redneck's trucks in the distance. Not a great place to live, although there is a high school ranked in the top 5% in the nation, that is known for producing good students.
Kid One: Hey, what kind of car do you have?
Kid Two: Dude... I'm from Denton, Maryland.
Kid One: Oh Sorry, *Truck*
Kid Two: Dude... I'm from Denton, Maryland.
Kid One: Oh Sorry, *Truck*
by Brocelona9 October 1, 2012
by tokinazn420 October 16, 2011
by doeswhattheylike July 29, 2011
by DentonArmadillo June 2, 2018
Irrelevant North Texas person:
"Isn't Denton like Austin?"
Anyone who's actually been to Denton and knows the truth:
"Yeah if Austin had only potholes for roads, chain restaurants as the only source of food, outdated people and was a literal dump filled to the brim with Trump supporters then yeah, you could say Denton was "like Austin." The two cannot compare in the slightest. My mom a third-generation Austinite (meaning born and raised in Central Austin and no, not west campus) said Denton is the shitty 1980 version of South Austin. If you know anything about South Austin and the old Crockett High School then you know that's a major insult."
"Isn't Denton like Austin?"
Anyone who's actually been to Denton and knows the truth:
"Yeah if Austin had only potholes for roads, chain restaurants as the only source of food, outdated people and was a literal dump filled to the brim with Trump supporters then yeah, you could say Denton was "like Austin." The two cannot compare in the slightest. My mom a third-generation Austinite (meaning born and raised in Central Austin and no, not west campus) said Denton is the shitty 1980 version of South Austin. If you know anything about South Austin and the old Crockett High School then you know that's a major insult."
Denton, TX:
"Denton...Isn't that the dodgy city where they support Trump and claim to resemble Austin?"
A person that's been to Denton and possibly also UNT alumni:
"Yeah, that's the one. The "city" is more like a neighborhood with zero traffic containing total slackers who smoke weed that they found in a Lousiana swamp and struggle with depression because the things to do consist of a bowling alley where most of my friends got HPV back in the day or to join the local sex trafficking ring with free transportation provided by the local pastor."
"Denton...Isn't that the dodgy city where they support Trump and claim to resemble Austin?"
A person that's been to Denton and possibly also UNT alumni:
"Yeah, that's the one. The "city" is more like a neighborhood with zero traffic containing total slackers who smoke weed that they found in a Lousiana swamp and struggle with depression because the things to do consist of a bowling alley where most of my friends got HPV back in the day or to join the local sex trafficking ring with free transportation provided by the local pastor."
by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 12, 2020
At white ass bitch, with a large forehead. He pretends he has a girlfriend but he is gay. He loves dildos and shoves it up his ass. He has the smallest penis in the world like, if he could get a girl in his bed (which he never will) They will be like "There's nothing there" Even girls have a larger penis than him.
Oliver Denton is worse than Donald trump
by Jimmy Jr May 3, 2016
by Veidyswh May 21, 2017