Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile
I was well late getting to work yesterday; I ran into five different sets of Croydon traffic lights
by garry gobshite June 9, 2010
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Derived from the actions of famous supermodel Kate Moss.

The action of scraping your hair back so tightly into a pony tail and as a result, lifting the face.
by ChrissytheBlack July 25, 2011
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Croydon is the most realistic bus and tram game on roblox but unfortunately holds many 9 year olds who don't know how to drive then try and invade this Discord server, the game is also full of bugs
croydon: the london transport game is a roblox game
by Charliebus2007 November 7, 2022
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Most students use to be on piss and are in jail but ever since Mr Shields came pussyos took over. The only year that is entertaining is year 9 at written time (2018-2019). Also St Mary's is notorious for drill artist SL studying there.
When the head was Mr Ughwujabo:

"What school do you go?"

"St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon"

"Oh shit I'm sorry I'll leave you alone"
by TMGKendrik1994 June 13, 2019
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Similar to a regular hot tub (guy shits in girl's pussy, and fucks the shit out), but the guy and girl are related
My cousin's pussy smelled like dead animals when I ate her out, so I gave her a croydon hot tub

I gave my sister a croydon hot tub, and now I got an infection in my pee hole
by Girth Dickson August 10, 2017
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Drinking term to describe ordering two pints of beer and downing the first before the barman has completed pouring the second.
I was so thirsty, I had a Croydon half while I was getting that round.
by Reddbird September 23, 2015
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