Cousband

A male cousin who you love like a husband but not in a sexy way because that would be weird.

Hey man, I love you, more than cousins probably should but not in a sexy way so it's not weird. You're my cousband!

by Bum Club August 7, 2023

cousband

cousin/husband
eg. prince phillip

“must be hard for Queen Elizabeth to lose her cousband. RIP bozo.

by bugjar333 April 9, 2021

Cousband

The husband of a woman that married her cousin.

A: Who is over there wearing that ridiculous hat?
B: Oh, that’s Trina’s cousband.
A: Trina married her cousin?!

by 011000110 May 8, 2022

Cousband

When you marry your cousin, then he becomes your husband.

Yep. That's my Cousband. Dont ask any questions.

by anonymous November 28, 2021