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Condomplation 

The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.
Dude 1: "So did you wear a rubber last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude but it was a tough choice, I was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes."
Condomplation by ToxSick133 December 8, 2012

contemplative eater 

\con/t>emp)\plaa*/~tiv/\eet\err/
org:Americanese)2007: 1. one who does all of their thinking in between bites of of food while staring of into space 2. thinker-eater<~stomach>

contemplative 

con·tem·pla·tive
adjective
1. given to or characterized by contemplation
–noun
2. a person devoted to contemplation, as a monk
a contemplative mind.
contemplative by Connolita March 28, 2008

Condomplate

To consider having safe sex with
I was out last night and condomplated just about every guy I saw

condomplating 

The act of using a condom as a plate, or vice versa.
I was short on Plates, but i had a box of condoms so i started condomplating to make more
condomplating by Lotte Carmine June 10, 2011

Condomplating 

Thinking about using a condom during sex
I was condomplating but then I decided to hit it raw
Condomplating by Henryicon January 7, 2021