Cohen is the nicest person in town and he has so MUCH ENERGY but he doesn’t like answering his phone but on the bright side he’s the cutest person you’ll meet he most likely has curls and has an amazing sister to add on he also focuses a lot on social media and the sport he plays.
by If somebody cared May 6, 2021
by Toothpaste.io June 19, 2023
A hockey loving popular athlete. Probably plays every school sport. Has a hot older brother. Really fucking fast. A big follower, doesn’t go against the crowd. Underneath all of his layers, we know he’s just a big softie. Has a huge heart.. but he’s a player. Has a huge snap score cause of all those girls hitting him up. Has quite a few female friends. Probably hates the math teacher. Is usually chill, but when he’s pissed.. he’s PISSED.
Cohen: yah you’re a really good friend
Unpopular boy: thanks bro!
Popular boy: were you just talking to that loser?
Cohen: yah, he’s so dumb. He just came up to me and started talking random shit
Unpopular boy: thanks bro!
Popular boy: were you just talking to that loser?
Cohen: yah, he’s so dumb. He just came up to me and started talking random shit
by Elasticgirl666 June 6, 2019
by Mango Pod 420 69 May 20, 2019
1. Verb. To pull a Cohen is to use inaccurate and inappropriate language or phrases to describe a simple (and generally understood) process, while speaking to the audience in a demeaning manner.
2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.
2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.
by Yvan-r November 30, 2006
by Boonke gang shit March 21, 2018
To bring in an obviously corrupt official or one of their cronies, and shake them until all of the obvious corruption oozes out.
by Blackberryjimjams August 28, 2018