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Clingy slug

A girl with horribly big eyebrows who is clingy and annoying and wont let you have any more friends. She also makes you follow her around and then do the stuff she made you follow her round for, generally she looks like : a toe, o foot, a toad or a whore.
sallamandy: Wow. Rebecca is such a Clingy slug! She wont let me be friends with Tabitha!

rebecca: Im rebecca! Go finger your mother and Tabitha!

Ching Shih 

-AT THE DAWN OF THE 19th century, a former prostitute from a floating brothel in the city of Canton was wed to Cheng I, a fearsome pirate who operated in the South China Sea in the Qing dynasty.

-commanded over 1,800 pirate ships, and an estimated 80,000 men. In comparison, the famed Blackbeard commanded four ships and 300 pirates.

-She pirated longer. She made more money. She surrendered of her own free will, got to keep her money, and live out the rest of her days in freedom, as opposed to being murdered by a government like Blackbeard.

-Ching Shih unified her enormous fleet of pirates using a code of laws. The code was strict: any pirate giving his own orders or disobeying those of a superior was to be beheaded on the spot. The code was particularly unusual in its laws regarding female captives. If a pirate raped a female captive, he would be put to death. If the sex between the two was consensual, both would be put to death. There are further accounts of Ching Shih’s code that state that if a pirate took a captive as his wife, he was required to be faithful to her

-The Red Flag Fleet under Ching Shih’s rule went undefeated

-Ching Shih died in 1844, at the ripe old age of 69. The legacy she left behind from the time of her rule has penetrated popular culture. She even inspired a character in the The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise: the powerful Mistress Ching, one of the nine Pirate Lords.
Ching Shih, unquestionably the most powerful and most successful pirate ever to exist that we know of till this day
Ching Shih by FastLaneLaFrance July 24, 2023

Poi Ching School 

The kind of typical neighbourhood school with a hell load of Chinese kids (as a SAP school it’s expected ofc) While it’s teachers are typically nice or average, sometimes you meet THOSE music teachers. And of course, the students are always nice and typically welcoming .
Located in Tampines.
____: “Let’s send our kid to the nearest school”
___: “hell no way, the acceptance rate of Poi Ching School is too low”
Poi Ching School by Ei_TJ January 29, 2023

Chinga tu sofa 

Spanish for 'Fuck yo couch'
Pedro was pissed off at Juan, so he started jumping on Juan's couch screaming, "chinga tu sofa!"
Chinga tu sofa by Minnizzle November 1, 2006

Ching Chong Shit 

When your mother makes something slightly Asian for dinner.
Jay: "hey hitler, um... what's for dinner?"
Jeans: "Oh just some ching chong shit."
Ching Chong Shit by Mommy Jeans January 7, 2022

ching chong store 

A place for African Americans to purchase hair care products and the like. Usually owned and operated by people of Asian decent.
I gotsta get a new weave tonight. Do you want to come with me to the ching chong store?
ching chong store by Steamboat Rock December 23, 2004

Ching Chong springy boi 

A legend.

Example:

You have lost anakin I have the high ground.

You underestimate my ching chong springyness.

Anakin then proceeds to destroy the galaxy, becoming emperor ching Chong of the springy Senate
My uncle is a ching chong springy boi