China

Guy 1: "Hows China?"
Chinese Guy2: "Cant complain"
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China

1) A 5000 year old civilization in Asia, first flourished in the land between the Huang and Chang rivers.

2) An economic superpower in ancient and modern times. As of 2010, it is the world's 2nd largest economy.

3) The world's most populous state, as of 2010.

4) The 3rd nation in the history of mankind to send astronauts into orbit.

5) Another name for porcelain

6) A nation of one people divided by two regimes, the People's Republic of China, and the Republic of China.
Q: Why does the U.S. only recognizes Communist China, and not Taiwan, even though in popular media, most people are sympathetic to Taiwan's statehood?

A: Nixon thought it was a good idea back in the 70's.
by whateveryoucallit September 28, 2010
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Verb: To scam someone with a Chinese knockoff of a product
I know damn well you're not about to China me with those fake ass Jordans.
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Communists that somehow have all our money.
guy 1: let's go to war with china, first let's replace these made in china guns with made in america guns

guy 2: no can do everything is made in china

guy 1: wtf
by gimme the money May 14, 2017
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Where everyone is copy and pasted
A: "Copy and paste this sentence."
Google: "Did you mean China this sentence?"
by GyroPickel January 23, 2018
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Euphemism for "generic/imitation" when it comes to products such as gadgets, etc.
Dude 1: Man I got an iPhone 7 Plus for only 10 bucks.
Dude 2: iPhone 7 Plus for 10 bucks? That must be a china.
by chinadude November 13, 2016
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A leading civilization where everything is made because of low wages (due to overpopulation hence unemployment) combined with high craftsmanship thus the reason why every major company invests in china as opposed to africa and india

Influenced basically all Asian countries: Japanese/Korean writing all have chinese characters, chopsticks used by Japan and Korea, many asians celebrates Chinese New Year (Lunar new year)

Chinese invented: gunpowder/fireworks,the first printing press, seismograph, decimal system, compass, writing, the first modern paper, spaghetti, iron casting, clock, first calculator(abacus), silk, umbrella, stirrup, kites(military communication) etc etc etc
Printing press came from China, but the westerners neglect that fact because the printing press only printed Chinese characters

The British wanted Chinese inventions, thus killing many Chinese/forcing them to take opium in exchange for items (Opium War)

When western medicines failed to save my aunt, Chinese medicine revived her

The americans are afraid that China will outpace the rest of the world again

China, the only asian country that has yet to be annexed entirely

Those assholes keep dissing Chinese, but they are the ones rocking made in China versace and driving in China manufactured Cadillac

Even original buildings in Japan and Korean looks like Chinese infrastructures

The Japanese writes Japan in Chinese
by shitastic January 23, 2005
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