Neoconservative de facto leader of the United States from January 20, 2001 to January 20, 2009. His heart runs on batteries, therefore he is technically a zombie. Just like Osama Bin Laden, he has a tendency to disappear for months or years at a time, then suddenly return only when it is politically convenient for Republicans.
"George W. Bush was nothing but a figurehead, and Dick Cheney was in charge"
by JTBcat July 15, 2009
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VERB: used in the phrase, "go cheney yourself", i.e., telling someone in a slightly more polite way to go fuck themselves.

From the exchange on the Senate floor between Senator Pat Leahy (D-Vermont) and the Vice President (R-Ninth Circle of Hell), wherein the latter told the former to "go fuck himself".

What a class act, that Vice Prez!
Guy #1: Hey, what's that - kiddie porn on your computer?

Guy #2: Go cheney yourself, you sick perv - it's just pictures of my kids!
by Jennifer Goodhue August 14, 2007
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1. To engage in unethical coercive activities.
2. To cover-up for unethical coercive activities.
3. To smear a person who attempts to expose an attempt at covering up unethical coercive activities.
1. He was caught cheneying and was charged with felony jury tampering.
2. After having been caught, he tried to cheney his actions to avoid being charged with a crime.
3. The whistleblower was cheneyed and was forced to quit his job.
by Jerry T. November 9, 2005
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Moron 1: It's appalling that Edwards brought up Cheney's gay daughter in the debates, while discussing Bush's opposition to gay rights. What a low blow.
Moron 2: Yeah, thats really low. Let's go shoot some beer cans.
by Alan. May 2, 2006
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The reincarnated grinch who has mastered the art of puppetry.
In 2009, Cheney will steal Christmas... and probably Thanksgiving, too.
by The one non-Republican Texan September 10, 2006
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That guy cheney'd his old lady. It took the mortuary a whole week to get her face back for the viewing.
by 217truth January 21, 2007
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