cheesus

a cheeto that was found that looked like Jesus praying.
was actually found by a preacher who made a little box for it.

when the portly preacher was slamming some cheetos he almost bit Cheesus in half.

by tommyd "cheesus" March 27, 2008

cheesus

Cheesus is my homeboi 4 lyf!

The Swissiah

by Cindy June 6, 2004

cheesus

a not rude version of saying jesus

cheesus christ does that pizza have a lot of cheese on it

by astro donger May 8, 2005

Cheesus Christ

The god of cheese

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year

by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016

Cream Cheesus

A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.

Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"

Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"

by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019

Cheesus Fish

Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ

*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.

Did you see those Cheesus Fish? They're the Cheesius.

by Alowishu5 June 1, 2009

Grilled cheesus

A grilled cheese sandwich, which features the face of Jesus Christ, often in a burn or grill mark

Finn: Holy crap! I made a grilled cheesus

by CharcharCharOhyeah September 29, 2010