chad 

excrement that comes form the butthole

Your mom likes it when I drop a chad on her chest

chad by BSizzle May 9, 2006

chad 

something that is rubbish or unworthy

the football team were chad tonight

chad by troy robson June 11, 2006

Chad 

1. Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a tea bagging.

2. Large amount of Male ejaculation on the female face (Skeet)

3. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the area between your sac and your asshole.

4. Popular name, usually a Chad can be described as calm and cool. Most Chads know how to dress to impress and are considered sexy by women while being hated by jealous Haters.
For the alternate definitions most Chads are known as; Stretch Nuts , Splooge, Chode and other variations of the definitions.

Dude snap a pic while I lay the chad across this chicks face.
Bro last night I chad all over that chicks face
Guy 1. It’s so FN hot out!
Guy 2. I know I got the worse FN swamp chad ever.

Chad by Trying to learn you some August 8, 2008

chad 

a huge, almost cyst like pimple on one's face, so large that it deserves it's own name; is usually in a very unsightly spot, such as chin, cheek, or between the eyes

Check out that huge chad on nic's face!

chad by emillzzz23 February 24, 2009

Chad 

A handsome, physically buff, wealthy, emotionally unavailable man.

She's a Chad chaser; always going after guys that eventually dump her.

Chad by Run.Forrest.Run January 25, 2022

Chad 

A fit and healthy dude that’s fat as fuck at the same time.

“Yo Chad”
“What?”
“Your fat as fuck you must eat straight sticks of butter and bacon grease”
“Dude I have 7 percent body fat”
“Fat piece of lard”

Chad by Gferda October 5, 2023

Chad 

A chad is a chaddy chad chad and a very chadish chad

"My brother is such a Chad!"

Chad by Toby McQuacker December 9, 2021