old man's cane 

A long length of feces that is curved at one end.

Take a look at that old man's cane in stall number 3, Luigi.

old man's cane by sweetbill May 5, 2008

wax Daddy's cane 

Famed by the infamous Lee Corso,the ex- coach and broadcaster from ESPN. Legend has it Corso exclaims this whilst getting his piece smoked by young college hotties in bars while bouncing from town to town doing games.

"Yo! Sweetheart! I'd love for you to come over here and wax Daddy's cane!"

wax Daddy's cane by The Man Himself December 18, 2004

grabbed Kirk's cane 

Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.

Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!

I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.

grabbed Kirk's cane by JumpedTheSnark March 14, 2011

Caine Cosden Syndrome 

You are unable to get any bitches

You can’t pull girls

Bob: Jeremy can’t pull any girls , he must have Caine Cosden syndrome!

Caine Cosden Syndrome by Meatstrangler69 January 14, 2022

Shepard's cane 

Something to keep the sheep in line.

He used kung fu and a shepard's cane on you?

Shepard's cane by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

slane caine 

slane caine is the dude that won't face the day without taking cocaine .

him losing his parents turned him into a slane caine.

slane caine by Gstary Konvie July 26, 2019

Canine Shocker 

While standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. Surprisingly, you like it.

Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.

Canine Shocker by Mikeytee September 8, 2011