Ass Butter

What your best friend will call a little purple 10 hour energy shot known as dyna-pep. They call it that because of its vile taste, first being described as tasting like White Ass mixed with Butter and Shat, hence the name. People who drink this will not have even heard of it before taking it. the only reason they decide to drink it is because the big lady behind the counter at 7/11 suggested it to them, claiming it gets her through 2 jobs which no-one really gives two flying shits about. (Does not work, *crash* after 10 minutes) Also known as WABS for short. DO NOT DRINK THIS DISGUSTING FUCKING SHOT!

Dude 1: (11:00 PM) Dude that was an awesome movie! Let's stop into 7/11 for some 5 hour energy!

Dudes 2-3: Okay

Dude 1: Here we go, 5 hour energy. (Hands dudes 2-3 5 H.E.)

Big lady behind counter: Have you tried dyna-pep?

All 3 dudes: ..noo....?

Big lady behind counter: You should try it, it works really good and gets me through 2 jobs.

All 3 Dudes: ..okay..

(They all go home and start drinking it)

Dude 3: What the fuck? This shit is disgusting!

Dude 2: I know, it taste like ass, white ass mixed with shit and butter. Fuckin White Ass Butter Shit. Thats what we'll call it, fuck dyna-pep!

Dude 1 hahahaha. at least it'll keep us up for 10 hours instead of 5, all nighter city!

(10 minutes later)

zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz..... zzzzZZZZZzzzz...

by Don't ever drink WABS! October 12, 2011

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