Current guitar player for megadeth. Not only does Chris play guitar, but he also likes to keep in shape. After shredding his audiences into spontaneous combustion and eating all of their souls for breakfast, Chris likes to lift weights. Always looking for a way to save money, Chris usually stabs his neighbors with a pole until it is heavy enough for him to lift. Chris uses ibanez guitars and engl amps, as anything less would literally turn into dust with one look from his fierce, laser beam eyes.
My friend went to a Megadeth show, and Chris Broderick played so fast that the first five rows died! Then he ate them. Whole.
by KBlikesmen May 11, 2010
A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.
by Guatemalan Chocolate May 3, 2010
The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.
"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."
by Mr. McAllister February 14, 2006
Shane is one of the best looking male Irish TikTokers and Instagramers If not the best. Shane has been popular on TikTok for a few years and all the Irish girls do be going mad over him for his unreal looks and style to charming personality.
Me - did you see Shane Brodericks new insta post he’s totally hot
Friend- I know right he is so perfect
Friend- I know right he is so perfect
by Sage Shine April 11, 2021
This kind of relationship happens once in a lifetime. There may be complications but when these two people realize they just need to focus on their mutual love nothing will compare. They're meant for eachother. True, mad love.
by CallMePsych November 21, 2011
by mike121 July 4, 2006
An actor who had ONE good movie (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and has done a terrible job of acting in every other movie since then.
Guy 1: "Wow, Matthew Broderick has to be the most unconvincing and boring actor on the face of the planet."
Guy 2: "He may even be more boring than Keanu Reeves..."
Guy 1: "That's...quite impossible, actually."
Guy 2: "He may even be more boring than Keanu Reeves..."
Guy 1: "That's...quite impossible, actually."
by McCrumpit November 18, 2009