Bert

An extremely Over-Powered pokemon.

CptWrath lives by Bert.

by Harvest_Moon675365 December 29, 2016

Bert

Small.

"You're too Bert to ride the rollercoaster, I'm afraid."

by llams August 4, 2009

bert bert

term of endearment, friend, homie, homeboy, my dog, pet

hey bert bert come over tonight

by Paul Oliveri September 1, 2008

Berted

to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day

Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.

by Neroli119 May 15, 2017

bert

A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.

A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"

by Kate Roberts March 12, 2008

a bert

After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows

"Honey, would you mind if after our ass-fuck I would bert you?"

by Fudgie October 30, 2003

Berted

When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.

I told you not to fade it high. You Berted me.

by bobjones3r4234 February 9, 2010