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Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.

Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'

'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'

'Take one step closer and I will bert you'

'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'

'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'

'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
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When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.
I told you not to fade it high. You Berted me.
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When posting an embarrasing picture of friends with Bert (photoshopped) on social networks. Getting berted is usually meant as a joke from one friend to another.
You got berted.
Omg, she SO got berted on facebook!
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Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!
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to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day
Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.
by Neroli119 May 14, 2017
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