Jessie:Do you know Becker
Stella:He fucked my friend and I, why? Did becker fuck ur pussy.
Jessie:No I blew Becker
Stella:He fucked my friend and I, why? Did becker fuck ur pussy.
Jessie:No I blew Becker
by Becker. September 13, 2019
A conspiracy theorist who believes that Glenn Beck, the Conservative commentator, is a rapist and murderer, based on a viral blog posting that gave the name of a 1990 child rapist and murderer as Glenn Beck. Of course, it's not the same Glenn Beck that exposed Van Jones as an admitted Communist and 9/11 'Truther', but try telling the Liberal rodents that.
Glenn Beck: "Van Jones is an admitted Communist and 9/11 conspiracy theorist." {Evidence is produced.}
Van Jones: "Yeah, um.... well.... Glenn Beck is a rapist! Yeah, and... and a murderer!" {No evidence.}
Barack Obama: "It's still Bush's fault."
American viewer: "What a Becker."
Van Jones: "Yeah, um.... well.... Glenn Beck is a rapist! Yeah, and... and a murderer!" {No evidence.}
Barack Obama: "It's still Bush's fault."
American viewer: "What a Becker."
by Rorschach348 September 4, 2009
Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.
Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.
Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.
Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"
Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."
Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."
Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."
Alternative-
Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"
Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."
Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."
Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."
Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."
Alternative-
Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"
Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."
by mfdl September 23, 2010
Something that is very potent. Almost to the point of superceding potentcy. Not to be confused with donnie blaze which means the opposite
by Ian Howell August 13, 2006
An awful or very unpleasant experience, defined best as 'a bit like dying but not quite.' Created as the antithesis of Kiggins the word is similarly derived from a fellow student's surname.
"I tried juggling fire last week but I was drunk so-"
"Too much cider?"
"No, Strongbow - anyway, I was juggling fire clubs but ended up catching the hot end with my face."
"Beckers..."
"Too much cider?"
"No, Strongbow - anyway, I was juggling fire clubs but ended up catching the hot end with my face."
"Beckers..."
by Josh Butler October 21, 2007
1. Someone who likes men.
2. Someone who is a big, lame tool.
3. Someone who loves being bitched around by other men and getting hit by them with a paddle.
4. A big ass frat tool who lives in San Carlos. Stay away from him ladies, he's gay. And a tranny.
2. Someone who is a big, lame tool.
3. Someone who loves being bitched around by other men and getting hit by them with a paddle.
4. A big ass frat tool who lives in San Carlos. Stay away from him ladies, he's gay. And a tranny.
Such a fucking Becker. He sucked about 5 dicks last night, but it was cool cuz they all signed his point book. After that he got drunk at a raid but failed to get pussy.
Man you are such a tool. Why don't you go suck off your big bro, you fucking Becker.
Man you are such a tool. Why don't you go suck off your big bro, you fucking Becker.
by Brandon Chau July 16, 2006
Shut up Becker no one likes you
by Dabsdbee November 11, 2019