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squirrel bate 

A term used to define some one who is obsessively hyper active and oftet may have Gay tendencies. Usually an awkward, small, hyperactive kid that will walk up to people and play grab ass. Basically an irritating piece of shit that forgot to take his riddlin and looks about 3 years younger then he really is.
John:That piece of shit squirrel bate is running around agian and grabbing asses like a fagget.

Steve: Yea, he sure is a squirrel bate
squirrel bate by Johnny man April 27, 2006

Squid-Bate 

When a person is so cocky, so ugly, and so rude, they are squid-bate.
Friend 1: Did you see that guy's wig?

Friend 2: Squid-bate!

Greg Bates 

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.
I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know
Greg Bates by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018

Oswald Bates 

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.
"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3
Oswald Bates by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011

Batesrolled

A game created on The Bloody Good Horror podcast where you try to trick someone into clicking on a link to a screen shot of Kathy Bates naked in the 2002 film "About Schmidt"
I thought Tim was sending me a link to some funny video but when I clicked on it I got a face full of Bates boobs. He batesrolled me big time.
Batesrolled by BGHorror February 4, 2012

bates motel 

(n.) A building one does not feel safe at. The origin is the setting for the movie psycho.
bates motel by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004