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canadian autobahn 

Hwy 407 in the GTA
That road was built for speed, yea its the canadian autobahn
canadian autobahn by ChrisET January 3, 2009

CHOCOLATE AUTOBAHN 

1. A noun that refers to the anus and rectal cavity as a means of travel. This can be used to describe a person of German origin's anus. this can also be used to describe a path that a german man may wish to take. Origins can be traced to a german beer festival in Wisconsin.
Bob wanted to travel on the chocolate autobahn but his girlfriend was not so much into anal sex.

After a great many liters of beer, hans took a ride on the Chocolate Autobahn. This worked out well for frank, as he is into gay sex.

The Autobahn 

A precise definition of this phenomenon would attempt to describe the seemingly frictionless surface experienced by toilet paper sheets during the first wipe of an extremely messy, runny shit. The unexpected speed at which the hand slips on the shit and moves through the target zone emphasizes its likeness to the high speed Autobahn in Germany.
Wow, brother. Had to hop on the Autobahn for that one, brother. Really brutal shit. Watch out for the spray splatter in there; I used up half the roll.
The Autobahn by BambooHead June 28, 2022

The Autobahn awaits you 

A term used to tell another individual to quote,”Play in traffic”, to imply that one should commit the self imposed ending of one’s life by allowing one robe struck by oncoming traffic.
Facebook trash: “Your people are thieves and murderers!.”

You: “The Autobahn awaits you, have fun!.”

John James Autobahn 

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
John James Autobahn by QuacksO April 27, 2019

Alpharetta Autobaun 

Georgia 400. The stretch of road in Atlanta that runs from Buckhead to Dahlonega. This highway is known for it's high speed chases and traffic. And Georgia State Patrol
Traffic is backed up like normal on the Alpharetta Autobaun
Alpharetta Autobaun by Blue Devil August 26, 2005