The practice of predicting one's attributes, past, and future from looking at the stars, planets, planetoids, moons, and pretty much anything in the sky.
An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.
An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.
by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003
by Amongusinreallifesussus June 10, 2021
A chart of planets and names usually used for compatibility tests made by women (commonly used my white females that are from the ages 13-21)
by Sumkidontheintertet August 23, 2020
A method adopted blatant judgement based off of birth month, prominently used by teenage white girls that is complete and utter bullshit and has just about the same effect on anything as the rocks people believe in.
by Shaqitus October 16, 2021
The BULLSHIT belief that the constellation your sun happens to be in determines how you'll act and who you're compatible with for the rest of your life. It doesn't. No one gives a shit if you and your worst enemy's zodiac signs aren't compatible. Your worst enemy probably hates you because you're an astrology girl/guy.
Guy: "Why can't me and my little sister get along?"
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022
People are skeptical about astrology for a reason. An astrology book tells you that an Aquarian is cozy in a hammock. There's a lot of people who go and get a hammock, and there's no way all of them could be Aquarians. That's like saying if you meet somebody who likes pizza or red wine, you can tell they are an Aries. Then, if you question what you're reading, astrology tells you that the traits don't apply to every single person, and where the planets were in the sky when they were born can alter someone's personality. Some people would still say they're right about astrology, now that they've explained it that way, that sounds good to them, but to others it starts to sound a little bit silly (much like the bible).
Information about astrology is like information from scientists, politicians, or religion, it's questionable.
by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020