josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven!
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...
by ali fricken griswold December 3, 2006
The rap group made up of the members, Ice Lettuce, Dr. Dressing, Eazy Bake, MCasear Salad, and DJ Peppa.
by Salad John March 18, 2016
by cool A October 1, 2019
The back-up line in hockey that is awful. The line that can not produce any sort of achievement on the ice.
by Run CMC January 15, 2012
When guys do crazy sexual stuff with asparagus at a friends house like hide the head how far can it go, double Asparagus meet in the middle
by Thelegendboomer May 14, 2015
by cool A October 1, 2019
Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.
used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.
by m.s. November 25, 2014