Ash Ketchum

A pokemon trainer who some think compares to the badassness of Alucard and Auron...these guys are obviously drunk...anyway...he thinks he's king of the world and never realizes the real reason why he's always accompanies by a girl on his journey. He also has a mom who some even think it a MILF, but don't belive them anyway!

Well well well, if it isn't Ash Ketchum...you must be stuck up...Ashy boy!

by Auron and Alucard January 28, 2005

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Ash Ketchum

ash ketchum is a gay who doesnt know how to flirt with girls

look he is an ash ketchum

by hulksmash5718 October 18, 2021

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Ash Ketchum

A 36-year-old man who has inexplicably remained biologically identical to a ten-year-old boy for a quarter of a century, Ash Ketchum is notable for embarking on a seemingly eternal quest to become a Pokemon Master alongside his on-off girlfriend (as any fan will tell you), a yellow electrically-charged (and extremely marketable) mutant and an excessively horny older teenager who never opens his eyes for fear of revealing the depths of hell lurking inside them. As even Ash has admitted that the concept of a Pokemon Master is basically vague nonsense, he's essentially doomed himself to wandering rough around the forest for the rest of his life.

"In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except for death, taxes, the continuation of the Simpsons and Ash Ketchum never becoming a Pokemon Master" - Benjamin Franklin
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams

by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023

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