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Altoid

Altoid is a word that could be used when someone is acting strange or weird, or bold and strong like an altoid.
Friend: Dude whats up with her?

You: I dont know shes being an altoid
by aLegit Person July 9, 2009
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altoids

damn homie i need some altoids
by ABBA ZABBA December 19, 2004
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altoid

A term referring to a short white guy b/c an altoid is small, white and curiously strong
Look at you, your such an altoid!
by Dustin Grose May 18, 2008
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Altoid

The Altoid is a creature standing at two feet tall and can ownly be beaten by another Altoid in a fight. It is a natutally frustrated creature can be found talking in third person and spending time with it's natural friend the British Chippy.
OHHP! Altoid Pissed! OHHP! Altoid, hurt.
by British Chippy May 2, 2009
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Altoid

One of The Fist's youngest members. Though not there every reset, she tries. I think.
Altoid: newest member of DD.
by Boochies August 27, 2003
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Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.
That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.
by creedmoor August 25, 2006
mugGet the Altoids Blowjobmug.

Altoid Hummer

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.
Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!
by I'm way sicker than you! March 1, 2011
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