taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...
gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer
hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...
gary- dont be like that babe
hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...
gary- hell yeah
hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me
gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch
hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself
hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...
gary- dont be like that babe
hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...
gary- hell yeah
hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me
gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch
hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself
by FX has the movies July 23, 2009
You take a shit into a condom, then freeze it and fuck a girl/guy with the frozen shit. This term originates from the cold weather in Alaska and the large amount of pipelines.
Guy 1: Yo, this chick was totally down for an Alaskan Pipeline.
Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?
Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!
Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?
Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!
by I Fiend Cack June 1, 2009
A sex move popularized by the Alaskans in the early 1900s. To perform this move, one must take a shit and freeze the turd. Once the turd is solid, one must insert the turd into their lover's desired point of entry.
"Hey honey, I'm really in the mood for sex, shit, and a cold temperature. Anything in mind?" "2 words. Alaskan Pipeline."
by Hollaback1212 January 13, 2009
When engaged in sexual intercourse, the male partner takes time off to take a shit; meanwhile the woman waits. The man freezes the shit, or can be already prepared, and stuffs it up the woman's vagina - to take place of a dildo.
Girl: Last night, my boyfriend put frozen shit in my cooch.
Guy: Sweet, he gave the Alaskan Pipeline.
Guy: Sweet, he gave the Alaskan Pipeline.
by ScatManJosh February 22, 2011
A sexual act of passion where a partner takes a dump prior to the scheduled love making and freezes it for about a day. The frozen poo is then used as a dildo whenever you or your partner feel the need to spice things up.
My baby was getting so tired of the vibrator so I told her I'd give her something new to play with. She's been on the Alaskan Pipeline ever since.
by Lester Chunks May 27, 2008
1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it.
2. A pipeline located in Alaska
2. A pipeline located in Alaska
This Alaskan Pipeline is like taking a shit in reverse!
by Turd Smoka September 18, 2008
"yo did you give that girl an Alaskan pipeline?"
"yeah it was awesome! it only took 3-4 hours for it to freeze!"
"yeah it was awesome! it only took 3-4 hours for it to freeze!"
by Daym637382837292 September 4, 2009