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dwarven accordian

A sex position in which one short individual is penetrated through their mouth and lifted by their legs. The larger individual then proceeds to squeeze the smaller person by thrusting their penis down the throat.

I picked up Allie and fucked her in the Dwarven Accordian.

by DwarvenBled June 16, 2020

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Piano accordian

Father (I miss you)

Someone: Omg where is your piano accordian
Me:he's dead

by Bank....?, February 11, 2021

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Double ended accordian

When two men simultaneously please eachother, while touching tips.

Let's pull our pants down and perform the double ended accordian

by That24vdude June 7, 2022

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