While fucking a girl in the ass, take your shit covered dick out and wipe her shitty poo poo where, if she was abe lincoln, her side burns and beard would be. much like a Dirty Sanchez.
Then bend her back over, and once you are about to come, pull out and shoot her in the back of the head.
Then bend her back over, and once you are about to come, pull out and shoot her in the back of the head.
by SpicyPMS October 13, 2009
Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln!
by Bounce.Nerd November 10, 2009
An Abe Lincoln is when someone goes into the bathroom and pees on their hand, then proceeds to exit the bathroom and shake someone elses hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, gimme some skin.
( Person 1 and Person 2 do complicated secret hand shake).
Person 2: Ewww, why is your hand all wet?
Person 1: I JUST PULLED AN ABE LINCOLN ON YOU, SON!
( Person 1 and Person 2 do complicated secret hand shake).
Person 2: Ewww, why is your hand all wet?
Person 1: I JUST PULLED AN ABE LINCOLN ON YOU, SON!
by Richeous Pterodactyl August 15, 2012
I came on a black girls face, threw my pubes on it to look like abe lincoln and said 'your free to go'
by wickadhawd July 2, 2010
When a group of guys put their hard dicks together, forming a structure that resembles a Lincoln Log cabin.
"Yo that was killer Abe Lincoln we built last night bro"
"Yeah, I can't believe we involved all the guys"
"No homo though"
"No homo"
"Yeah, I can't believe we involved all the guys"
"No homo though"
"No homo"
by Horse Brutality October 5, 2014
1/4 Devil's Springs Vodka
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)
The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)
The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.
by perfect cruelty July 13, 2009
"Hey dude, you see that white bitch over there?"
..."yeah"
"I'm gonna go give her an Abe Lincoln!"
..."wait, isn't that Hilary Clinton?"
"Duh, I want to make her feel more like a president"
..."dude, you rock my world"
..."yeah"
"I'm gonna go give her an Abe Lincoln!"
..."wait, isn't that Hilary Clinton?"
"Duh, I want to make her feel more like a president"
..."dude, you rock my world"
by Milfy :) January 22, 2012