A shitty ass motherfucker who is married to a douche and shouldn't even be famous and likes to show herself half naked with her boobs hanging out of her shirt.
"Omg did you see Keeping Up With The Kardashians?"
"That show With Kim Kardashian? Believe it's called Keeping Up With the ShitHeads"
"Yes! I watch Keeping Up With The Shit Heads all the time!"
"That show With Kim Kardashian? Believe it's called Keeping Up With the ShitHeads"
"Yes! I watch Keeping Up With The Shit Heads all the time!"
by Morq March 12, 2015
Kim Kardashian sucks!
by HoneybadgerBond June 15, 2015
You see, Kim Kardashian is just like a car wash, she seems fresh but then you marry her and two weeks later, shes dirty again.
by YourMansFavoriteForeign March 24, 2016
A Kim Kardashian is the result of two monkey's butt sex. A Kim may be formed between to lesbian or gay apes. The animals are rare, as only one is in existence. They often end up famous for reasons we don't know. They are generally hated.
by JG boss January 22, 2012
by C-dogg1972 May 13, 2008
The dumbest celebrity in Hollywood.
Got famous for nothing and is like 99.9 % plastic.
People says she has nice curves but in reality she's just fat.
Got famous for nothing and is like 99.9 % plastic.
People says she has nice curves but in reality she's just fat.
Idiot friend: I love Kim Kardashian
Smart person: You're kidding, right?
Idiot friend: No, I like her
Smart person: we can't be friends.
Smart person: You're kidding, right?
Idiot friend: No, I like her
Smart person: we can't be friends.
by Snowpiercer November 12, 2015
by MORTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYYYYYYYYY December 7, 2015