1. A fairly generic comic strip that has seen better days.
2. One weird-ass President that I know nothing about
2. One weird-ass President that I know nothing about
1. His weight used to be the defining characteristic about him. Now Garfield's not even that fat anymore. His head's as big as his body. Wtf?
2. Behold, I don't know who President Garfield is.
2. Behold, I don't know who President Garfield is.
by rastablowtorch August 24, 2005
Garfield-noun.Garfield is a multi dimensional demonic celestial being.who torturous Jon with his past dog odi,and all in all breaks all space and time every 2 minet . you should fear him greatly.
garfield:im sorry jon... :) jon:weres odi?? garfield:theres no use now jon.there is no use for praying to,for i have alredy killed your god. by the way,wheres my lazagna jon:noooooo garfield:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by lolsdwfbgh November 18, 2019
A fat vagina. A play on the on the comic strip character Garfield who is known for a being fat cat or to more appropriate terms in relation to this definition, a fat pussy.
by VaginaDestroyer August 4, 2013
(N.) A Funny (not in the humorous sense, but funny nonetheless) Comic Strip and early 90's CBS cartoon, but a horrible, atrocious live action movie set for a Spring 2004.
by G-Union November 6, 2003
Garfield is a comic strip that first appeared in newspapers June 19th, 1978. Garfield is an overweight, lazy, lasagna loving orange cat who is usually mocked about his weight. Jon is a "geek" who tries to get a date while usually it fails. Odie is a Beagle who is hated by Garfield and gets pushed off the table.
by rtucker913 March 3, 2012
A Garfield is where you let an orange cat (MUST BE ORANGE) sit on your lap, and it gives you a cat aided boner. You then proceed to stick the cats tail up your arse.
The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
Piet walked in the front door and was confronted by Damian sitting on the couch, giving himself a Garfield.
Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"
Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"
Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
by asinc November 19, 2012
1. Man last night i slept with this red head, she had the hairiest garfield ever
2. I like cartoons hehe
2. I like cartoons hehe
by Shmoy May 4, 2006