7up

7up is a drink designed to be better than mountain dew and sprite. It originates from Transnistria, Moldova. It was created in 1869. Its main purpose is to spread communism across the globe.
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7 drinks a day will make you 7up

by fashonusbanana2 June 9, 2022

gone off 7up

When you leave 7up in the fridge for too long and it goes off.

The gone off 7up tastes like sick.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023