September 28th

If you were born on September 28th, your birthday gift has to be a great blowjob given by someone born in Summer

Justin: It’s September 28th. Today’s my birthday.

Ali: Oh really? I should give you a “special” gift then. You’ll never forget it.

Justin: Yeah? You think you’re that good at it?

Ali: Of course I am. I was born in July

by elzainwonderland January 23, 2020

September 28th

If you were born on this day, someone born in July will definitely give you a blowjob. Also you can ask for anything and she/he has to do it! Happy birthday <3

Ali: When’s your birthday??

Justin: September 28th

Ali: Oh really? I have to give you a blowjob then and it will be the best you’ll ever receive

Justin: Why you think that?

Ali: Because I was born in July

by elzainwonderland January 27, 2020

September 28th

If you were born on september 28th are going to get some good blowjob from someone born in the summer

Justin: September 28th. It’s my birthday

Ali: Oh, really? I should give you a present then. I’m good at it.
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July ;)

by elzainwonderland January 21, 2020

September 28th

September 28th is national kiss your crush day. Don’t be shy, just say hi and give them a big smooch. Maybe they’ll like you back who knows.

Did you know it’s September 28th

by Mrstealyourgirl121 September 27, 2021

September 28th

National slap a redhead day!

September 28th is national slap a redhead day!
“hey jeff, i’m going to slap you”
“why?”
“because your hair is red”
*slaps*

by smart.person September 28, 2021

September 28th

National kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day!

Boy/girl 1- hey ___ it's September 28th!
Boy/girl 2- I know I'm gonna kiss them now!

by Peppas ass cheeks September 27, 2021

September 28th

ask out one of the girls/boys that are on your bsf list.

september 28th

person 1 : “i say we go out”
person 2 : “say less” 😭.

DONT BE A PUSSY!!

by nae harrison ❤️. September 26, 2021