Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day

On December 21th Old Sport Gamer 2 must be permanently banned from everywhere and anything

old-sport-gamer-2: 69 69 funny number big chungus 69
ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck

by BestialCreeper December 18, 2020

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.

-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

by Smogus Relaton Amogus December 21, 2021

National 2 Gender Day

Celebrated on January 2, when the population of the world rejoices and celebrates the fact that there are only 2 genders. Man and Woman.

John: Who's ready for Jan. 2?! The national day for the ONLY 2 genders to exist!!!
Sam: I'm so Excited for National 2 Gender Day!!!!

by HashSlinginSlasher December 4, 2019

1-2 business days

The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?

Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*

by tastyresort July 17, 2019

Horny day 2

I didn’t get her nudes last night so I made this

This day is for if you didn’t get her nudes last night so here’s horny day 2

by Cool chad 29 April 17, 2020

Fur-Day 2

You think Fur-Day is December 20th? Wrong. It's Friday. Every Friday. You must do whatever your furry friends wish you to do.

John: Thank god Fur-Day is over. A whole year to recover.

Shark: See you Friday for Fur-Day 2.

by god_65535 December 21, 2020

Fur day 2

It doesn't exist, Shut up israeli furries

Furry: Its Fur day 2 Owo

A normal person: It doesn't exist you Jewish Furry go make love to your dog

by NormalDecentHumanBeing December 22, 2020