I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 09, 2023

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

I'm 37!

The age when half of the population is younger and the other half is older. Where one leverages responsibility and fun with better precision. Drinking is still fun but comes with severe hangovers. Partying in general is limited.

Hey, want to shotgun a beer? "Probably not a good idea. I'm 37, Bro!"

You made the right choice by skipping the shots. "I'm 37, Bro."

"Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. I was there. I'm 37!

by HR McBuinne June 08, 2021

I'm Him

A phrase yelled by athletes in celebration after making a game winning shot or a big play. Him is reference to the man, the one, that nigga, the GOAT, whatever someone thinks they are. I'm Him means I'm not you, because you suck. i won SO I'm him and you ain't shit.

"I'm Him, Im that muther fucka!" -Lebron James

by fuckhand February 10, 2024

I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

I'm just writing this so hopefully, someone will put this on a mug or cup

I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

by BabbleBoy February 04, 2023

I'm against the war

A Russian euphemism for "I don't care what happens to Ukrainians. I won't do a thing to help, but I don't want you to think that I'm a bad person."

I'm against the war! Why should I not be allowed to have a tourist trip to Europe?

by cuyk August 30, 2022

Fuck this shit, I'm out

a popular meme that entails one seeing something so mind-numbingly weird that they have no choice but to call it quits and move out of the vicinity, for the sake of their sanity that is already bursting at the seams

"I'm a furry."
"Fuck this shit, I'm out."

by hell-ena February 22, 2023