Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

REAL WORLD AI

Simply put devised by STEVE JOBS at APPLE and further REFINED BY TIM COOK CEO OF APPLE.

Everything about the URBAN DICTIONARY AND sub DICTIONARIES in many ways was devised by STEVE JOBS by utilizing REAL WORLD AI.

by CUM GET SUCKED April 13, 2021

real

real, meaning: for real or literally or i know right.
something you agree on.

"zendaya is pretty,"
"real."

by zendayaisgod October 02, 2022

Real

a cry of pain.

A: "I want to die."

B: "real"

by A Salad December 04, 2022

so real

common phrase for gen z to say while hallucinating or dreaming. refers to stupidly agreeing to shit.

friend 1: "tomorrow we're all going naked"
friend 2: "so real"
friend 3: "internal: what the fuck?"

by kilo_llama July 02, 2024

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

Love Ain’t Real

ROADRUNNASLUG

Love Ain’t Real according to what ROADRUNNASLUG says.

by Love Ain’t Real April 02, 2025