When you go take a shit at work just to look at memes.
If you want to look at memes at work use the black technique
by MountainChicken November 28, 2017
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Hannover technique is a technique of loading a car onto a truck when the towing hook on the car is broken or missing.
Using this means you destroy the hood of the car, because the hook of the towing car is hooked to the hood to pull the car up the ramp.

This Is a better alternative that connecting the hook to the axle, because that would wear down the cable.
Jonas: Oh Jennifer's car broke down? How did they tow it? I thought her towing hook was broken.

Manuela: oh yes it is broken. They used the Hannover technique.

Jonas: doesn't that destroy the hood?

Manuela: oh yes it does. You should've seen it
by MrSnapli94 September 12, 2020
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The multi-generational technique for going down on mules.
The Gerber Technique is taught for those looking to work with mules.
by Maginoff August 16, 2011
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Used in the movies when two actors place a pillow between their genitals during sex scenes.
For this next scene we’re going to use the pillow technique.
by SithKabob April 25, 2022
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The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.
Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.
by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 26, 2023
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adv; to wrap dental floss around the head of a penis very tightly and then induce orgasm. Called the cranberry technique because the head of the penis resembles a cranberry oddly enough.
I tried to cranberry technique my mans last night, only ended up with half a shaft left.
by The octopoos September 28, 2016
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A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.
I usually dont cum from a handjob but Billie used the doorknob technique and I blasted in a minute.
by Mcgwicko May 25, 2021
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