swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"
look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..
by big skeng October 14, 2011
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Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey Someone who retains high working ethics even though the environment they are working within maybe hostile or even working against them. Similar to the concept of a 'workhorse' but in worse conditions and equipped with second rate equipment. Can also be used to describe someone who land in a flat area prone to flooding and boggy soil.
"Even a Swamp Donkey would struggle trying to work like this"
by Jeffa Down Under August 20, 2018
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Swamp Donkey

A sweaty, nasty penis... but a big one at that.
She took my swamp donkey up her layman’s entrance.
by Richard Kingstong October 17, 2019
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Swamp Donkey

A cum dumpster. Usually disgusting. Was previously hot before she became a huge slut that wears WAY TOO MUCH make up.
She was cute until she turned into a swamp donkey.
by TeddyW September 15, 2010
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Swamp Donkey

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
by Emtff99 August 02, 2021
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Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.
Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.
by Ajbonham January 22, 2018
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Swamp donkey

A ratchet girl/woman who generally lives around Huntsville AL, that gives herself in trade for multiple things but usually illegal drugs. She is usually known for her scandalous ways and lack of morals. Unclean and looking unfortunate. Going from one guy to the next. Doing whatever for whatever.
Yesterday I saw a swamp donkey at papa David's house.
by BAMAbaby May 27, 2019
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