dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy
Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.
by jesx95 February 10, 2014
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A word describing someone who thinks they are funny but their jokes never hit.
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.

“You’re literally a musty flake
Person a: You’re an actual bitch
Person b: Bro, you are an actual Musty Flake.
by RealOG6ix9ine October 19, 2020
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this is someone who kins the master of the mustiest of musts
tecctietone
or tectone

this guy
this fella right
here

is the mustiest person on earth

MUSTY
must check
teccietone right there
"is he serioulsy a master musty kinnie"
"yeah.. kinda musty.. kinda leave him dead alone in a ditch and wait for the rats to eat his face off.. kinda musty..."
by mortenkinniesurvivor January 11, 2022
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That juice your balls make on a hot summer day
Damn joe it’s so hot out here my balls are swimming in musty slush
by Minipooper333 September 26, 2021
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when you slap your nuts across a girl or guys face after a long day of sweating and mustiness.
girl: “how did your date last night go?”
friend: “ john hit a musty flick on me in the back seat of my car
by jesùs chríst December 16, 2021
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The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022
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