the sergent that commands all of the homosexual sex orgees that go on secretly in the bunks of military bases
Supreme Commander Johnson made sure everyone was doing their job while Bill and Ted were secretly fucking in the bunks of Fort Knox
by Nour and Devin June 20, 2008
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A man who leads by example when it comes to women. When approaching a group of women he is the one who does all the talking.broke the ice with this pair of crackers last night, ended up pulling and having a great laugh.
by Smiaras May 6, 2004
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An extremely sweet kid from Bergen County, NJ who goes to daycare (see defenition). Can be identified by the his sweet part and high voice. Obsessed with Scott Stevens and NJ Devils. Works his ass off in sped classes but still fails and has a combined SAT score of 600.
There goes Commander Autopilot...Wow, how fuckin sweet is he?
by Barry B July 2, 2004
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The act of two or more people taking over someone's status on Facebook or Myspace to hold a conversation completly unrelevent to anything the status's owner was talking about.

This is particuarly funny and random because everytime one of you replies, on Facebook, the little red alert flag appears on their screen. This will get VERY annoying and hopefully the victim will become angered and it's very funny.

In rare circumstances, too many posts back and forth on their status may cause their computer to become slow or even freeze. This results in extra LOL points .
Status Commandeering in action:

Tessa's Facebook Status : "Going out with my girls tonight to CiCi's for some pizza and fun"

Matt : Hey matt, wasn't that cake we had after dinner tonight absolutely delicious?

Justin : Ya, it was pretty good. Although i have to admit, the ice cream was better.

Tessa: WTF?

Matt : Okay, both were good. But hey, we should go to Roanoke sometime to play airsoft.

Justin : I dont know man, Roanoke is pretty far away.

Tessa: WTF!?

Matt : Ya, but it'd totally be worth it!

Justin : Hmm, okay. I'll think about it.

Matt : Okay, well how's the weather?

Tessa : SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP TALKING ON MY STATUS!

Justin: The weather? Oh you know. Its mildly humid. We've been getting a lot of rain lately.

*and so on*
by Drunagel24 June 8, 2009
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An awesome 2.5D futuristic flight combat sim for the SNES. It was renowned for it's cinematic presentation and fun gameplay.
kid with SNES: Fuck homework, I'm gonna play Wing Commander.
by mr_bigmouth_502 December 5, 2006
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Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.

Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.
by AFWB / O- CREW August 18, 2011
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